lord, protect me from my friends, i can take care of my enemies

Now and days you can't really trust anyone. Sadly however, you can trust your enemies to not surprise you with betrayal and back-stabbing. You know for a fact where they stand in your life. With "friends", you never really know what they're going to do. You never know what exactly they're capable of. One moment they're in your face, laughing with you, the next, they're fucking your boyfriend/girlfriend or talking about you behind your back. The more someone knows about you, the more ammo you're giving them to use against you. Friendships used to be so easy. Now, people are so insecure and jealous, the envy eats away at them.

Lord, protect me from my "friends", i can take care of my enemies...

dysfunctional relationships

now i KNOW you have all seen those ppl that are in a relationship and are always flip-flopping back and forth. like WTF is up with that ?! one second yall are happy as can be [supposedly] and the next, you're posting shxt on FB saying some dramatic bullshxt about being single and blah blah blah  and then a second later, you love ur "baby" lmao!! people, you make yourself look psycho !!! seriously, STOP IT !!! if you guys spend MORE time breaking up or fighting than actually together, happily, then please spare ur FB friends the bullshxt and end the "relationship". You're wasting your time and making yourself seem crazy, for no reason. If the relationship is worth it, you wouldn't be on such a rocky path. lets be for real !! lol

OHHH, and don't even get me started with the desperate people that "love" each other over night -___- seriously?! like are you really that desperate to be in love that you've convinced yourself that this person is the one and you're in love with them in less than a  week ?!!?
-sighs- lord please give you some brains, cause you apparently don't have ANYYYYY !!!

FIRST of all, there is NO WAY possible, to fall in love with someone so quickly. you hardly even know the person for who they REALLY are. people like you ruin relationships. you're so EAGER to fall in love that you suffocate the other person. SMH

Relationship Tip#1...good, strong relationships start off slowly and most of the time, as friends. [where you know the person in and out and accept their mistakes and downfalls.]
Relationship Tip#2...nobody wants a psycho, clingy stalker as a girlfriend/boyfriend. [ let a bxtch breath ]
Relationship Tip#3...before you can love ANYONE ELSE, you must love yourself FIRST !!

xOxo

the "Facebook" slut

One time for all those guys that are in "relationships" and "love" their girl but are steady hitting up other bxtchs tryna "get to know them" pffft lmfaoo WTF is wrong with yall?! Like, seriously yall make me laugh. Sometimes i actually wanna forward those type of messages to the "girlfriends" so they can see you for the real creep that you are [SMH] Lucky for you tho, i don't wanna get mixed into that bullshxt drama, so keep it moving. If i don't respond to you're messages and you get deleted from my page, now you know why lmao! i don't associate with YOUR KIND !

ADIOS!!

Ignorance at its BEST

The other day my grandmother and I got into an argument about tattoos. For those of you who know me know I'm TATTED UP, to say the least [lol] so this argument was a touchy subject for me. She started saying how ppl with tattoos aren't educated. [i literally wanted to stop the car and slap her lol] I know times were completely different back in her days, but to say that ppl with tattoos are not educated is ignorant and insulting !!! Tattoos have NOTHING to do with a person's intelligence. I have seen doctors, lawyers, cops, and many other "educated" ppl with tattoos and apparently their careers prove that they are educated. So i told her that, and she continued on about how trashy it is and blah blah blah. I cut her off and told her okay so you see it has NOTHING to do with intelligence. My point was proven. SMH

If he does it once, he'll do it again...

I've never understood why girls put up with being "punching bags". I've witnessed it up close and man can it get UGLY. [SMH] I always wondered what was going through those girl's minds, wondered why they stayed, wondered what sappy excuses they'd come up with to explain the situation. All and all, it's never right for a "man" to put his hands a woman. If he supposedly "loved" you, even a little bit, he wouldn't do anything to hurt you, physically or emotionally. And best believe, if he does it once and you stay with him, it'll be a never ending cycle. Staying with someone like that is pretty much giving them permission to do it again and again and it will only gets worse! Seriously, I doubt you want to end up in a hospital or even worse dead, because you "love" him. Don't be stupid, listen to your mind, not your heart. Fuck love, love'll get you killed [real shxt]

To those of you who are "women beaters", do the world a favor and KILL YOURSELF. Just remember karma's a bitch. If you wouldn't want something like that to happen to your mother, sister or daughter, why the fuck would you do it?! Be a REAL man and treat the women in your life right.

why are you so OBSESSED with me?

This next post is dedicated to anyone and everyone who has ever wasted their time worrying about who's dick I suck and which pussy I eat...

First of all, FUCK YOU...your mother should of swallowed youu! Lol Second, why are you sooo obsessed with my sexual relations?! Lol

See, this goes back to what I was saying before about ppl always tryna point out your flaws, but booboo my sex life is not one of my flawss! Yes, I am promiscuous...andd?!?! Why the hell do you care so much. Instead of worrying about who I'm fucking, why don't you go get your ass some money. Lol
I'm single, and I can screw who I wana screw. If I wana suck a million dicks, I can cus its my life, not yours! ;]


"Shout out to my enemies, shout out my competitors, shout out to my mini-me's,
I hope you do better bruhh, better me, better you etc etc, shout out to the followers,
I will stay ahead of yaa" bwahaha

the TRUTH about "home-wreckers"

A few minutes ago someone on my FB posted "A big F you to every b that ruins peoples relationships." ........well, thank you for sparking up a flame in me and giving me my next post subject !!


How many times do we women blame the "other" woman for the infidelity and for the ending of our relationships??? Let's be serious tho, if the relationship was as "happy" as you claim it to be, it wouldn't be over. If your "man" cared for you so much as he claimed to, he wouldn't have cheated on you or left your ass for the next chick. If your man truly wanted to be with you and ONLY you, some bxtch wouldn't be able to come between what you guys have. Ladies, stop trying blame the next broad for your relationship problems. At the end of the day, it takes 2 to cheat....It's sad that we women are so quick to put the blame on another female when in reality, its the guy's fault. He was the one who stepped out of the relationship, the one who decided to fuck some other girl and so on. Sadly, after he kisses your ass and talks his way back into your life, you'll let him back in...[SMH] dumb broads.

the REAL home-wrecker is your supposed boyfriend...not the next bxtch.

the "GAME" got harder cause bxtchs got SMARTER

Warning. . .
 I'ma bout to go IN on you lame dudes...Rott in pieces bxtchs.


okay, soo what is up with guys these days?! sheeesh it's like they have no game at all and they all lack conversation skills. [BORRRRRINGG] It's pathetic and extremely annoying SMH. I hate when guys try to get at me and they come at me with the wackest fuckin lines ever...like do you seriously get a chick like that ?! Did you seriously just say what i think you just said ?! SMH If you think Ima let you get some of these goodies with "so are you a freak?" or "send me a sexy pic ;)"....get the fuck outta here lmaoo Even if I am a freak, do you think I'm gonna answer you honestly when thats one of your first 5 questions?! Let's be serious fellas, its time to take a crash course on how to talk to a female.
Nobody likes the "thirtsy", desperate type! It's a HUGE TURN OFF. Do us all a favor and THINK before you speak. Please, for your sake lol.

Sex Scandals gone wrong

I've never understood why the media makes such a big deal about celebrity sex scandals. They're only human and no one is perfect!! If they wanna make a sex tape, why is it SOOO BAD?! If this one's cheating with that one, what the fuck does it really matter?! Seriously, is it gonna make any of us like that person any less? probably not. Why does the media try to make it seem like they did something so terribly wrong?! I hate that shxt. I understand they have to keep their little magazines filled of drama for sales, but fuck, why can't they talk about how good someone's doing?! Our society is so fucked up. We're always trying to point the finger at someone, trying to degrade their image in any teeny tiny way. It's pathetic. [SMH]

smart "hoes" vs. dumb "hoes"

First, let me just start by saying, i DO NOT approve of the term "hoe".  I am only using it in the title cause I thought it sounded catchy. Personally, I don't think anyone should label anyone negatively just because someone is promiscuous. [Mind your own business]


So now, on to what i wanted to say....

I don't understand why society makes such a big deal about ppl who escort/"prostitute". [and i say ppl because both men AND women do it] Anywho, yeah I don't see what's the big deal. Honestly, I think they're pretty fucking smart. They're getting paid for something "dumb hoes" do every single day for free....If you're gonna be promiscuous, might as well get paid for it. Some of you think its morally wrong and nasty, but in all reality now and days ppl are very promiscuous. One night stands are at an epidemic and it's not slowing down any time soon. Just because someone sells themselves for $$$ doesn't automatically mean they're "nasty". Yeah, there are some prostitutes who don't use protection and are heavy drug users...those are nasty, but not all of them are like that. And at the end of the day, why is it okay for you to sleep with someone who isn't your partner for free, but its not okay if you're getting paid for it ?!

I'm just saying.....random thought lol

"Parent of the Year"

This is something that has been bothering me for awhile now, and i need to vent.

Why do ppl pretend to be such "loving, caring, perfect" parents on Facebook?! Like, seriously. I can't stand when ppl post about how much they love their kid, and blah blah blah. If you have to continue to remind everyone how much you "love" your kid, there's something wrong there.
If you spend all your free time: clubbing, going out, getting wasted and etc, than spending time with your kid, you SUCK as a parent! If someone, other than the father/mother is with your kid more than you are, you SUCK and you should cut your wrists! Seriously ppl, i don't understand how you bring a child into this world and don't try to be the best parent you can be. It is truly sad when someone is more concerned about their latest "boo" than they are about their offspring. Or when someone is thinking about bringing another child into this corrupt world when 1- they cant financially support themselves OR their first kid && 2- the father is a dead beat with NO job and still lives at home with mommy. Don't get me wrong, if he lives with his mother and he actually supports her or takes care of her, that's a completely different story. BUT if he's in his mid-20's with NO job and still asks mommy for an allowance, run the other way !

What do you ppl think a kid is, a new pet?! a new accessory?! ppl that pop out kids to "tie-down" their partner, should lose all rights as a parent. As cruel as that sounds, the kid is better off anyways. I'm not saying "parents" have to be "perfect", but you should try to be the best you can. and if your best is leaving your kid at home with your mom so you can go party for the weekend, you should of swallowed!!!!!

P.S.
If you have to remind the world what a good parent you supposedly are, chances are you're not.

-sighs...that is all for now.